- Teacher: You know there all all these little kids idolizing Wolverine, I mean, he smokes cigars! These little kids don't realize how bad it is for them, but they might get into the habit of smoking.
- Me: What about Captain America?
- Teacher: What do you mean? Captain America doesn't do drugs.
- Me: He basically gets his super powers from steroids.
- Teacher: NO. CAPTAIN AMERICA IS PURE. HE DOESN'T USE STEROIDS HE WAS INJECTED WITH SUPER-SERUM.
- Me: Freedom laced eagle steroids that make you see only red white and blue.
- Teacher: *long pause*
- Me: AMURICA.
enviousdetective you should have stopped me when you had the chance! Cause I regret nothing!!